We’re less than a month away from New Moon, and of course the tabloids are beefing up their coverage of our favorite couple that never touches in public: Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson (see our ultimate Robsten photo gallery). But OK! Magazine has gone above and beyond in covering the couple, with some of the most absurd claims we’ve ever seen. We’ve compiled the 11 covers OK! has dedicated to the grungy pair since the beginning of May, and judging from their allegations, Rob and Kristen have really dealt with some serious ups and downs since reportedly getting together.
For fun, here’s our interpretation of OK!’s suggested timeline of six months of Robsten love drama: Kristen’s gotta pick Rob or her ex (Michael Angarano) - Wait, screw Michael, they’re in love - Ohhhh, now they’re obsessed with each other like Eminem and Mariah - Nope, Rob’s doin’ that chick from “Lost” - Oh, hey now, they’re back together again and it’s steamy - HOLY EFF THEY’RE GETTING MARRIED - Hm, this marriage thing sure is risky for Rob for some reason - Hey! They’re not private, we’re hanging out in their house! House? What house? It’s over!
Why, just a few weeks ago Ron and Kristen were engaged and canoodling in their “celestial palace,” and yet this week they’ve just magically gone and called their “wedding” off (Gossip Cop’s call bullsh*t on the story, natch). Forget that Kristen’s not even 20 years old and they’ve never actually even come out as a couple. Next thing you know, OK! will have them reconciling in space and adopting orphans from Africa while training to ride unicycles. Anything to sell a couple of issues, eh? [Photos: OK! Magazine]
October 29th, 2009 at 7:39 am
Every time I see one of these I laugh, occasionally I’ll flip through for the pictures, but NEVER would I buy one of these and support this bull. Even the 10 year old Twilighters wouldn’t buy this.
November 27th, 2009 at 8:29 pm
see this what im talkin about all bullcrap rumors they didnt even confirm there relationship
why cant u guys just believe rob and kristen if rob says hes single leave at that
kristen 19 for gods sake leave her alone
what just because im 34 years does that mean robs coming after me hell no
my gut feeling tells me that there not dating but good friends leave it at that im tired of these dam RUMORS
February 6th, 2010 at 10:10 pm
Thanks for cutting through the bs about these two. It’s hard to know what’s credible and what isn’t any more. i appreciate you explaining all this. Just found this site today and I’m already a devoted fan.