Robert Pattinson Looks Sexy While Eating Corn

Okay, Rob, we get it. You’re ferociously sexy doing anything. The hottest vampire on the planet is featured in the December issue of Vanity Fair, wherein he’s photographed by Bruce Weber lying in bed, falling off a piano bench, and waiting at a bus stop…all while looking impossibly gorgeous. Accompanying the photo shoot is a candid interview in which RPattz reveals one of his legs is longer than the other causing him to look “like an idiot,” denies a relationship with co-star Kristen Stewart, and says he thinks he resembles a “cartoon character.” We’re not sure what cartoons he watched growing up outside London, but he definitely doesn’t look like anything we’ve seen on a Saturday morning.

Did we mention these pics are outtakes? We can only imagine what made the final cut. The December issue hits stands November 4th. [Photo: VanityFair.com]